As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

FROM SINFUL CHOICES, duh.

Makes sense, Steven Spielberg andColin Trevorrow are both in Lego Jurassic World (Spielberg throws oscars).

Yes the director makes the cameo instead of the pissy old man who poopoo’d the whole project passive agressively from afar.

it doesn’t matter if it’s a swimsuit, yoga pants, athleisure suit... we’re still looking at 14-19 year old women in the wrong way. the character of a young woman has nothing to do with what her body looks like and whatever the hell she is wearing.

So we’ll just judge your body in a bedazzled sports bra and lycra booty shorts vs. a bikini. Baby steps.

“Most of these cases are complaint-driven. We get a complaint from someone, we’re not sure where it’s going to take us, but we have to act on it. And we’re not sure, if I get a call to a residence or to a location, who I’m going to encounter until I get there.”

Most of these cases are complaint-driven.

Well weed might be legal, but being brown/black still isn’t.

Anyone that brags about the number of guns they have should not be allowed to own guns.

I inherited a gun, but I got rid of it because I am afraid of freaking out like this and hurting someone. I don’t have a history of this, but anything can happen. Sometimes I feel nervous because I think of situations where having a gun could be beneficial, but the danger is just too great. Emotions, hysteria, it can…

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

This is the thing: the NRA members, the gun rights activists, never seem to understand that they’re only a good guy with a gun until they’re a bad guy with a gun. YES, YES, WE WANT TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT USE THEM TO KILL PEOPLE, YOUNG CHILDREN, MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY, LAW ENFORCEMENT, WHOEVER.

Meanwhile, parents are out here worried about gays and trans folks doing something to their children. No you assholes, it’s the guy who plays the love innerest on Glee (I could be wrong about his role since I never watched the show but I do love Ryan Murphy) or the solid Christian father on 7th Heaven. The gays don’t…

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

“She obviously wouldn’t recognize a nice guy if he hit her in the face.”

Please don’t post pictures of murder victims lying in their own puddle of blood on social media*. What the fuck is wrong with these people. Kudos to the officer, and my sympathies to her family. (Though I cannot even imagine.)