Only inside the drawers!! (they might be dwarves, or gnomes)

We have a platform bed with drawers. Somehow the cats STILL get under there.

At this point I’m really hoping Scotland votes again to GTFO and then the EU fast tracks them back in.

Anything that lets the Scots screw over the British is cool in my book.

This was also the lab that tested all of the “clean” UFC fighters out of Brazil

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

To quote The Daily Beast from a couple of years ago:

Tackleberry was the best thing about those movies. Him, and Hooks in anger mode.

He has been since 2001. RIP, David Graf.

I’m still hoping for an epic musical fueled by polka. It can be called “Half-Step Up.”

They also conveniently don’t really bother teaching them the law in general. I mean, how many people these days get arrested when the SOLE charge is ‘Resisting Arrest’? I mean, how the fuck does that work? How can I be resisting arrest if you’re only arresting me for resisting arrest? How were you arresting me in the…

Not only do they not teach this, but they have explicitly defended their right to bar entrance to the police force people who have the mental/emotional capability to avoid escalating these situations and calmly go about their job. They actively SELECT for these traits.

As far as I can tell they also teach them that any interaction could instantly escalate into a deadly gun battle, so if you want to ever see your wife and kids again you have to get the jump on the bad guys (everyone who’s not a cop) and go in screaming and shooting from the start.

Are there any departments that even bother to teach police how to do anything but whip out a gun and escalate a situation? This guy should have shown up, seen that there was no problem, and told the assholes who called that we don’t have “white” and “colored” swimming pools anymore, and they needed to get over it.

omg, i’ve been reading about that brain-”eating” amoeba ALL DAY. That’s just fucking insane. And the only prevention tips - try not to get any warm freshwater in your nose, even if you’re river-rafting.

Man, nuisance alligators at Disney are the worst. They’re always talking to you about their pins as if they earned them and didn’t just give a vendor money to wear them like anyone else who wants to fork over the change. Oh look at you! You have a limited edition Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion Halloween…

People want the fantasy and Disney did their best to provide it by keeping signs vague and free of specific gator warnings but now the fantasy is dead so anyone who wants to visit will need to accept that alligators are ubiquitous in Florida or stay home. There are 2o million people who live in the state and they…

Alligators are a fact of life in Florida. Disney should absolutely have had warnings posted - anyone who knows even the most basic things about life in FL knows that you never go inside freshwater ponds and lakes, even manmade ones, and especially not at night. There is no way for people from out of state to…

The death was tragic.

blocks funds from going to Planned Parenthood birth control services for women at risk of infection

Shit like this is why I just laugh (so I don’t cry) when my brother in law tells me Republicans care about babies and children. Idiots all of them.