I once had an 11mph over ticket “reduced” to running a stop sign. Think about that one for a minute...

Pictures of John Francis Daley are like pictures of kittens to me. He was such an adorbs kid and is such an adorbs man. D’aaaawwww.

“issued a $164 ticket with four points put on his license for failing to do so” Funny, that’s almost exactly the points and fine I had to pay for speeding 12 over the limit, despite the fact there was very little danger to myself or anyone else at the time. Seems like either my penalty was too harsh, or blasting…

High speed chases generally ends poorly, that`s why most civilized nations are banning the practice.

The male approach to women in fields they “shouldn’t be in” is illogical. If women aren’t able to do the work, treating and judging them just like everyone else will reveal that. There should be no need to treat them like shit, put obstacles in their path, and hold them to a different standard. Simply go about…

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You can pry my CW shows out of my cold, dead hands. With their inclusion next season of Supergirl, pretty much gonna be perfect forever.

Ok, but 2gether 4life. (Does anyone else remember MTV’s 2gether? Or am I too much of an old for it to resonate with this audience?) It was so rad, they actually opened shows for Britney Spears in character.

I’m going for the 4 awesome comedian leads. And staying for Chris Hemsworth with an accent and nerd glasses.

Glob, Leslie’s so gonna KILL IT.

But men are effortlessly funny, don’t you know. /s

Whatevs. n_n

I just read an AngryMan™ comment on the trailer that said “again a trailer full of cheap one-liners and jokes. the Original was funny without trying to be funny.”

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

So she shouldn’t be accountable because ‘everybody is doing it’? What the fuck is that?

Hey, boo!

What the hell are you talking about? They’re talking about men with cancer and veterans who had their junk blown off in combat and other people who have been in disfiguring accidents. Not dudes who were injured by an attempted assault victim.