One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

You wind up like my mom, unable to comprehend your grown children as adults and they’re either still sucking the metaphorical teat (one sibling) or break drastically with you and as a bonus are afraid of becoming parents bc of how fucked in the head you are (the other three)

Man, more power to any new mom who can get an hour or two to herself (or out with her husband, girlfriends, etc.). You suddenly feel like everything you have belongs to a tiny, adorable, demanding creature. A brief respite to wear clean clothes and engage with adults can help keep you sane.

I’m very tired of the idea that moms have to be 100% dedicated to their children— especially their small children— and never let them leave their side or enjoy anything without them. What happens when your kids grow up and leave home (which they will) and you’ve spent the last 20 years erasing your identity to become…

My mom and my sister’s MIL literally threw my sister in the shower, colluded with her husband and kicked her out for their night alone with the baby. I suspect that my niece remembers nothing.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

Team Asthma would be the fucking worst at the Olympics, though.

Seconded on all counts.

Team Asthma, reporting in. Cigs are the worst, and I’d easily get into a life-threatening situation if I lived in a smoking household, but the time I lived in a 420-friendly building wasn’t great for my health either. Of course I’m not going to date that way.

Same. Cigarette smoke also kills my sinuses. I have no moral problem with either, but would date neither.

Generation has a highly developed sense of smell.

I have yet to meet an adult pot head who just occasionally gets high. Instead you will make plans with them for dinner or a movie and they’ll show up high. They’ll make plans on the weekend around the times and places they can get high. Its boring and obnoxious, so although I don’t care if people smoke pot, do I want…

I have a friend with a toddler whose teeth are ashy and rotten, and, in an attempt to address the problem, she “remineralizes” them with cod liver, believing that fluoride is a toxin, and that visiting the dentist is just another way to give money to a fluoride-loving scam artist. I look at the kid’s teeth and I weep.

I simply say “I’m glad that it works for you”.

I. Fucking. Hate. The. *TOXIN* Babble.

LiLo is engaged to Egor. Officially. OK, probably. [Us Weekly]

It amuses me a little that they only put together a lesbian couple on this show when a teenage boy started writing the story book.

Countdown to one of them dying for totes legit story reasons...