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I truly despise people who think that saying “I was joking” or “I didn’t mean it” means that awful thing they said isn’t still a window into their character. It is. If that’s what you think is funny, that says something about you. If your go-to insults of women have to do not with their capabilities or their

I’m having flashbacks to childhood.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

GOD HE’S JUST SO FUNNY

It reminds me of the bit Samantha Bee did: “Now, some guys may say, ‘What, does this mean I can’t even ask a woman out at work?’ And the answer is, ‘Yes. You’re at work.’”

why the fuck you married to a teenager, bro

Stop. sleeping. with. your students. period. How is this hard????? You should not sleep with people you are teaching and/or have substantial power over. I get it your students are hot 0r whatever. You are a grown ass adult and know better. Stop sleeping with your damn students*

*note: this message is for all teachers,

You aren’t fascinated by the story of a middle-age man in the midst of a mid-life crisis that can only be solved by sleeping with some 20-year-old college student? You must not understand Real Important Literature.

Alice Cooper, DUH!

I’d be inclined to agree with you but Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt is light years better than 50 shades of Twilight.

Women suck at things, there is no way a woman could write a book series as good as JK Rowling and his Harry Potter series or write music as good as that dude PJ Harvey. They def can’t sing as well

Meh...everything the ‘Important Literary Man’ ever wrote was boring as fuck. Good riddance, I say.

What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.

Take Mary Jane off the Schedule I list and watch crime fall like leaves in October.

I sort of get it. I hate harsh lighting—not just because of how it makes people look (bad, always bad), but because it is too much sensory stimulation. Sunshine is one thing—you’re outside, your eyes are expecting it—but inside at night, I’m always turning off bright overhead lights and switching on side lamps. Who

Seriously. I’m impressed that he manages to play even though his body is going through grappling with the testosterone that turns his gender into raging assholes.

Pretty rich to blame women’s behaviour on “hormones” when testosterone has been fucking everything up for millenia.

Can we be real and tell him straight up that Venus and Serena are probably 10x more recognizable than any male tennis player? Because seriously, I know who Nadal is, but I wouldn’t know a dude tennis player on the street. I doubt many others would either.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.