Not sure if serious, but...

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

My sister worked as a bar manager & occasional server at a regional chain steakhouse in NJ near Dudley Moore’s home. He was a frequent guest with his caretaker and they were notoriously shitty customers and super shitty tippers.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

“We’ve given Greg a second chance” and a third, and a fourth, and fuck Jerry Jones and the Cowboys.

But didn't you know, all democratic presidents are satanists and/or the antichrist?!?

Haha I'll have to ask my friend, she recently binge watched that show!

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

Look at his Mannatech denial/non-denial from the debate. He closes his eyes before each step of the lie he is saying. It’s such an obvious tell, you don’t have to be a poker player or even Sicilian to know he’s lying. He does this a lot.

Let’s not forget that he outright lied about a substantial business relationship with a shady-as-shit “supplement” company and not only skated, but somehow managed to blame “the media” for catching him in a lie. Fuck this sociopath.

Right? People are cool with a presidential candidate who’s never heard of the debt ceiling and has a tax plan that will bankrupt the nation, but it’s a fib in a bullshit memoir that’s the beginning of the end?

You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Of all the goddamned stupid things Ben Carson has said...this is the one that is going to blow up in his face?

Here’s a nice quote from Dr. Ben via Digby:

If anyone wants to see the opinions of idiots:

So, because no one taught me anything growing up because lol mormons don’t talk about that, i didn’t know what masturbating was until my non-mormons friends told me around age 11. They said, yeah you just go in the bathroom, get some soap and rub it on your dick.

So i naively went into the bathroom that night, grabbed…

My parents never had the talk with me and we had ZERO sex ed in my little Catholic school so I culled info from movies, friends and books.

My parents gave me Dr. Ruth Talks to Kids About Sex, so I had the mechanics down, but there were whole blindspots involving the mechanics that I just didn’t understand. Like, for years the entire idea of the pull-out method was confusing to me because I had gotten the idea that ejaculation just kinda happened with no…

I had a book called “Mummy laid an egg” which pretty much summed up sex for me from about the age of 5 or 6. It explained a) how babies were made and b) that adults have sex. It had pictures like this:

Until I had sex ed I thought “making love” was just kissing someone while laying down. When I learned that penises existed and were involved I was horrified. It did not occur to me until even later after that, that making love meant sex and that penises were involved.