Ah yes, I thought the whole thing sounded very mormon. I have to say that I’m kind of impressed then, stockpiling food is a much kinder way to express your religion to your employees than they way Hobby Lobby deals with them.

“Hickory Dickory Dock. I fucked that bitch OHHH”

“As a teenager, I would go after people with rocks, and bricks, and baseball bats, and hammers. And, of course, many people know the story when I was 14 and I tried to stab someone.”

Everybody ready for an embarrassing confession? I loved Gifted Hands as a young teen, because wow, a young black man, bootstraps, overcoming obstacles, strong maternal influence, medical school, neurosurgery, wow.

All about that evangelical vote: the bigger a fuck-up you were, the better your redemption story sounds. Just like how Bush II made no secret of the fact he was a raging drunk before he accepted Jesus into his life.

I have to say that Ben Carson’s whole self-presentation is incredibly fascinating because clearly he’s representing himself in ways that speak to white racists’ notions of blackness — about what it means to be a “good” black person versus a “bad” black person — and the story he tells about his journey to becoming a…

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

This lube shaming needs to end.

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

Black tie wedding on top, shotgun wedding on bottom.

born into a body that many people see as pre-ordained into service to other people.

I’m so fucking jealous of Canadians sometimes. First you all get all the healthcare and now you get a feminist Prime Minister who walks the talk. >:-(

They are all someone’s daughter.

He could be white, part Asian, black, or green for all it matters - he targeted black women because they’re the most vulnerable. I don’t think it has much to do with his race, you know?

Fuck.

look at this fucking punch bait.

That’s a surprisingly backwards, sexist attitude for someone who came up with a character named Pussy Galore.

well, most of the time...