I both laughed and cringed at the same time.

Ooops, fixed! Freudian link-slip (I just watched the episode of The Hills where half of it is them watching The O.C. and saying "I have those jeans").

Put 17 products on your face so you can look like you're not wearing any makeup.

Oh honey, your mom? I had that hair in the late 80s. Memories!

Thank you for convincing me having a second baby would be a bad idea. I already feel slightly like I DGAF, I think another year of no sleep and body destruction might push me over the edge FOREVER.

Beyonce has the same hair in that photo that my mom had in 1984.* I used to think of it as a "puffy triangle." My mom may have also owned a sparkly onesie with matching pumps.

One late night, TCM aired Ecstasy, a 1933 movie in which Hedy Lamarr cavorts in a nude on a meadow by a river, where her horse escapes and she's helped our by a hunk.... a fantastic black and white movie. The movie was heavily censored by the Nazis, all copies destroyed except one that Mussolini kept in his private…

Ok, most of us have at least one reality TV show that we watch with sick, smug fascination & satisfaction. But I don't know those people!

Everyone loves a good drama?

WHAT?! So everyone in your circle was enjoying this? Like your life is just theater for them? That's so sick.

Oh my god you have broken me.
Did you, though? I totally would have charged them.

One of my exs cheated on me for months with the group ditz. He denied it denied it denied it, even when I found him in her bed one morning: he still denied it.

Oh my god. I have an ex who I only dated for about six months, almost five years ago, and when my best friends (who were my roommates at the time) and I get together, we STILL laugh about him. He was terrible for many reasons, including but not limited to showing up at my house uninvited and hanging out in my room,…

You guys, my kid is the best. For real. She's the best kid ever. 15 months old, a mop of fat silky blonde curls, the doofiest smile. All day she's been killing me with her shit. My mother-in-law is visiting and the kid is pulling her best cuteness for her gram. It's just completely over the top and my…

You'll do great! Weddings are fun, and chances are that everyone will be so focused on the bride and groom that you should just be able to fade into the background if you feel uncomfortable. The only advice I would give myself in this situation is to make sure I didn't drink too much and make an ass out of myself.

Eh, I think some of it is needlessly complicated, but a lot of it has improved. It seems harder to us olds because it's not the way we learned but a lot of it will actually help kids, especially ones who have trouble with traditional "listen, take notes, and model" way of learning.

One example is the lattice method of…

I'm being lazy for a few minutes while my wonderful boyfriend finishes up frosting the cake he baked (he also made ice-cream!) and putting together appetizers for my birthday party tonight. My birthday is tomorrow, though, so I'm a day off from Hedy Lamarr. It took a while to find this guy, with much dating angst on…

Anybody else really not digging this snap of cold weather? I just want to stay under my blanket all the time!

For everyone saying, "Couldn't this just be a harmless picture of an actual monkey?" please note 1) hoop earrings, 2) nose ring, 3) heavy gold jewelry around neck, 4) gold tooth, 4) pronounced arm muscles.

Well I guess Tom Cruise deserves a free lunch at Chili's on Veterans Day for all his hard acting because playing a solider for millions of dollars is totes the same as being in a war zone with live rounds and IEDs and no stuntmen.