My ideal wardrobe is basically everything Rooney Mara wore on her “Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” promotion circuit!

Isn’t it supposed to be RIDIC, anyway? I mean if you insist on using dumbass slang, at least get it right.

You get a modified FitBit, to make sure you’re maintaining a healthy amount of Basic behavior.

#DeathCampsForForeignPressMembers

Do you know what a better “statement” would have been? Not to feed his giant ego and NOT name him “Person of the Year”.

JEZEBEL.

Sure... but it’s almost always stranger rape, which is rare, whereas date rape (the most common) is underrepresented. When people want “trauma” they want extreme violence etc. but the real trauma is usually a discomfort that you can’t really pinpoint, or stress reactions in “normal” situations, ongoing trust issues…

Come on, like none of those bad hombres wanted to saddle up and ride?

Im not saying its right or wrong just asking a question.

Now I understand, it's old fashioned Facebook!

It’s so you can humblebrag to all the people who unfollowed you on Facebook.

My daughter and I do anti-Christmas card pictures each year (well, for the past few years). We aren’t a stuffy family and it’s our way of giving the finger to establishment and propriety here in the South.

Still not as awful as the "family note" that goes in every card letting us know how many times little Jimmy spit up at Thanksgiving dinner.

Ah Christmas cards with kids... the Yuletide humblebrag.

Also many times more likely to murder!

Good, you've noticed that the patriarchy is bad for everyone, and, more generally, that life is hard for everyone.

Actually, women attempt suicide at a much higher rate than men.

"I'm trapped."

You know who's more likely to commit suicide that you? Native American men in the US. So ok, maybe it's not "easy" to be a white male, but it's a lot harder to be a non-white male. Does that give you some perspective?