This is literally the wrongest statement on the Internet

What in tarnation!!?? Them ain’t real pickles!! Y’all want that there kosher pickle juice fer drinkin’ up, none o’ that cock-eyed vinegar and durn hahh fructose corn syrup foolishness!! The real fermentation deal, that’s what! What was that little gal thinkin’?— that’s what I wanna know! I got me a mind to send her…

Disagree, it is delish.

My Grandmother got me Wifey for xmas when I was 9. 'Cos Mom told her I liked Judy Blume.

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.

Grizzled, and certainly growing that Kelly beard to cover up his plain features, Leo Tolstoy nevertheless knew how to hold a pen and use it.

That obituary was a disgrace, and got the thrashing it deserved on Twitter and in other media (The Australian is a Murdoch paper) yesterday. My fav response with this article imagining the obits of male writers if they were subjected to the same treatment as women.

He strikes me as that guy who suddenly realises he's getting older and he is freaking right the fuck out, going off the rails, drinking, getting the young girlfriend, dressing like he thinks looks cool (it doesn't) and probably privately bemoaning the loss of all he threw away. Hence the perma-sour face and what looks…

Paul Bettany is lovely, just sexy as hell.

I've worked with Johnny on a couple films. Dude definitely has a smart phone, and a very friendly posse who like to get various girls' numbers. I don't believe he hasn't sexted. Amber Heard is a babe.

Not sure who Paul Bettany is? Of the three, he's the only one who isn't insufferable.

Gwyneth, texting your assistant to tell them to pick you up some red lingerie made from organic cotton hand-spun by yoga masters and sold in an exclusive Manhattan boutique for $5799 does not qualify as "sexing".

Sexting yourself doesn't count, Goopy.

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I'm kind of amazed that someone like her, who undoubtedly considers herself in some way sophisticated, is totally unashamed of being so public with the fact that she will buy any goddamn overpriced nonsense that is marketed it at the "low IQ rich lady" demographic. I guess she just isn't very bright or self-aware.

Go big, spring for dark Lindt for three bucks.

If 25 are openly talking about it to the media and public, scores feels like a sad but safe assumption.

The "Mr. Cosby forgives you" portion is such perp talk. I just hate the fact that we live in a world where someone can get away will dozens of sexual assaults while also getting money from supportive fans.

She came out about this publicly a decade ago, admits she had a consensual relationship with him when they were both married, and says he drugged and raped her on the night she came to see him to end the relationship?

Now if they would just stop stealing peoples copyrighted pictures .