Jez is for grown ups and those who can do an okay job faking it. Swearing is also for grown ups, which is why only children think it's outré. I say continue to sprinkle your extremely well-composed points with hints of god damn profanity and light touches of mother-fucking vulgarity.

Anyone who treats a gun like a toy or an accessory is a goddamn motherfucking sack of shit asshole. Cat, cow, copy of Atlas Shrugged, grandma, I don't care—don't point your gun (much less set up your camera, take the photo, and post it on social media) at things, animals or people you don't intend to shoot. That being…

Oh Yes. Spain definitely had a perfect and beautiful relationship with her colonies.

Good, because no one is asking you to fire up the "outrage turbine"! This is a story about a restaurant owner who turned a kind of shitty thing into something positive! Fire up the happy turbine!

This shouldn't be "Filed to: CRIME", this should be "Filed to: WHAT THE CHRIST?"

JESUS H. CHRIST

I've been watching the news and... it hasn't really been that great the past couple days. I wonder what good news Dianna Agron got? Good news of a personal nature, I hope, because ground invasions and shot-down airplanes aren't good in my book.

The only thing I learn from these Jezebel articles about Twitter is that no one should be on Twitter because Twitter is dumb, enables people to be dumb, and spreads the stupidity like a virus.

"Good for her" is not where I would go with this.

momo, I am sorry about your own struggles with PTSD, but your comments are very ill-informed and hurtful to people who do rely on service animals for psychiatric disease. If you are interested in training your dog for service work and getting him certified, its available.

Did you miss the part where the dog actually is a certified service dog? It's easy to find out what that means, and it is not the same as your pet.

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

"DO NOT OPEN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU DIE, IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME."

I left Facebook four years ago when I realized it was becoming a platform for people to make other people feel bad. By attacking them, by bragging excessively about their own lives, by reconnecting with old friends and the host of emotions that can bring up. I was done! And I was happier, less affected by the agendas…

I love how people are furious over Facebook's "mood experiment" when Facebook has been dickish for years. "Fine, you can take my personal information, strip me of any sort of way to influence the site, laugh at privacy concerns, but be a mild bummer?! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW."

I wholeheartedly support this. But I'm someone that quit Facebook last year and hasn't looked back (except needing it to log in to Kinja).

I have been Facebook free going on, I think, almost 4 years now, and yes I'm bragging because I was kind of hooked on that shit, and it was a little creepy. I can definitely say that I like my friends a hell of a lot more now than I did when I had one, and now my general outlook on humanity is actually rather…

I quit Facebook about a year ago and haven't even glanced back. I could feast on this smugness for days.

I deleted mine last summer. Haven't regretted it one day.