I really don’t want to talk in a place where I’m naked.

“Slashed my knee while burning a nosy idiot to death at a sauna in Tijuana”

I had open-heart surgery as a toddler, 40 years ago. The scar is very prominent and I make no attempts to cover it. I’ve had it all my life so it’s not a traumatic thing for me, and I still will make up stuff like this sometimes because it’s not random person on the street’s business.

“throw a hot coal at her”

This is a great reminder for everyone. Medical people should take heed of this, too. Sometimes you forget to turn it off. Asking about these things is inappropriate in social settings. ESPECIALLY scars. ESPECIALLY in places where someone is exposed. Keep your medical inquiries to the exam room.

Seriously. I’m the stranger who would jump in and say something like, “What a stupid question, why don’t you mind your own business?”

and the friend gets a free sauna sesh. This seems like a great trade. Everyone wins!

Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

And believe that if you’re wearing tight jeans, your rapist cannot possibly get them off by himself and therefore you must have helped him and by doing so you consented.

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

except when it doesn’t

I’m at a water park right now (Summer in Florida, what can you do) and really, 1% (or fewer even) people here have the “ideal beach body”. The rest of us though also exist, have paid money to be here and deserve to have as much fun as anyone else, regardless of how gross we look. Fuck that shit, everyone has the right…

My boyfriend’s mother once said to me, and I quote, “I love that you wear sleeveless dresses even though you have huge upper arms. I wish I were that brave.”

If you have sex before marriage, you should be PUNISHED with a pregnancy that fucks up your life! Unless you’re a dude, in which case you might get off free or be only slightly inconvenienced, that’s OK.

well, those fetuses could one day bee men! we can't let those sluts not have babies that could one day be important.

Theoretic future fetuses are precious.

Well yeah, didn’t Jesus himself say, “Better to deny all students all healthcare than allow one woman to have affordable birth control”

So yet again, so called Christians choose fetuses (or I guess potential fetuses) over the health and well being of actual live humans.

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