I’ll pitch in on your Kickstarter if it includes a climax that forces Christopher Robin to sacrifice one of his children.

I’m pretty sure he really gives a fuck. He’s trying so hard. He wants attention really bad. People who don’t give a fuck don’t have Twitter accounts.

I actually clicked on the link to the “Seinfeld-based “imagine” parody.” That was the most underwhelming thing I’ve ever heard. You have to be sniffing glue to think that was worth listening to. Seriously, I love Vampire Weekend, but hearing him improvise two lines of a song that is just “imagine if Seinfeld was back…

Based on the picture above, it stars 1969's George Lazenby.  Truly, this is a show without time.

That movie was so much better than I expected and it was almost entirely because of her performance. There was nothing false about it. I was kind of shocked not to see her mentioned (especially above a few of the ones that were).

Brooklynn Prince carried The Florida Project.

Their point would be undercut by the fact that someone who says and does tasteless things was elected to be the POTUS (by them).

“turning pedophilia into a gotcha game” - One of us definitely does that.

He’s also an abuse victim. He has to be believed.

Zoe Kazan’s grandfather, Elia Kazan, was a communist and leftist. He named names in front of the HUAC because he was cowardly and selfish, not because he was a conservative. Zoe Kazan is a liberal.

I can’t believe you didn’t even consider Bobbie Brown from the video for Warrant’s “Cherry Pie.”

You’re the manager at GameStop?

Killed by a giant ape?

Art school doesn’t teach critical thinking well

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

It took literally 30 seconds to find two articles that said that. I could probably find more. People are predictable as shit.

https://www.cnet.com/news/sorry-to-bother-you-could-be-2018s-get-out-review/

I had to check twice that he wasn’t mentioned because you simply cannot write this article without mentioning Bez.