You’re twisting my melon

Every McDonald’s belongs to Ronald McDonald.

I struggle with the opposing forces of my belief that people should be free from oppression and my belief that anyone who signs that petition should be sterilized.

Saw NIN open for Jesus and Mary Chain at Tipitinas in 1989 and what he is describing - “smoke, maybe a color, a little bit of someone’s hair, and real loud guitars” is exactly what JAMC’s show was. You never saw their faces. It is funny that his response to someone “ripping off” his show is to rip off someone else’s…

He’s going to be so sad when he realizes it isn’t anything like this...

We’re just talking about the show, right? The character Iron Fist is awesome. The Ed Brubaker/Matt Fraction series is great. They should just do that as a show.

Once you stop being able to dunk from the free throw line, you probably lose interest in general physical fitness. He’s already spent more time working out in his life than about a hundred average people combined.

We need a moratorium on celebrity statues until we figure out why they all make me so sad.

Mmmmmm...invisible soda

He seems really stoned.

Your Junior year of high school may have involved wedgies for knowing a lot about Star Trek. You probably blocked it out.

The headline does say “men,” while the content is “man.” Other than that, I don’t think there’s much more detail available, except they had a shitty agent.

Sure. Next, you’ll be telling me he’s not a famous musician.

It was probably Corey Haim.

This sucks. My son and I want to play together, and I thought this would fix that, as we have a Switch and a PS4. Now, we’re in the same situation. Both companies got my fucking money. Let me play Fortnite with my son while we are in the same room..