Sheen is definitely 4-F

Magnolia, especially, showed that he is willing to do something a little less mainstream, but I picked him as somebody who currently does middle-brow studio movies. Probably not entirely fair to him.

This is why we need to bring back Hollywood Squares. Keeps these guys occupied.

The weirdest for him would be the least weird. For anyone else, Roseanne, Dustin Diamond, or Andie McDowell would be weird, but casting people like that is what Tarantino does. So, Tom Cruise maybe?

The Social Justice sketch has promise, aside from being a pretty straight rip-off of Life of Brian.

Do you like them on message boards?

He clearly wasn’t including you when he said that.

You should watch the trailer.

Thank you for proving me 100% correct.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jacksons-folly/

There is literally nothing you can do that some asshole won’t give you shit for doing.

Yeah. He’s been a piece of shit for years and nobody seems to care. Fortunately, I don’t like his music, which saves me having to face any choice about listening to it. Michael Jackson is a little tougher, although I can live without his music too. It helps that he is dead and there is no enriching him.

Which child rapist would he be giving money to?

That trailer almost made me cry. That man can never be replaced, but we seem to stray further from his legacy on a daily basis.

It’s not meant to be taken literally. He means the makers of all dairy products.

“the actual problem is how he treated a female coworker who had been harassed” - That problem exists between them. Everyone treats it like it’s the next raw meat for them to devour. It’s ok not to have an opinion about shit that doesn’t concern you. (this is not addressed at you personally, just an observation by me…

They turned him into a horny toad.

It has Emilia Clarke in it.

Maybe they were making fun of him because his name is Eugenior. It all sounds pretty vague.