If there truly are Banana Runts fanboys, it finally proves that I am not alone in this cold, gray world.

I guess the December visit was Rob getting his foot in the door, knowing that’s the best way to get Rex’s attention.

Rex hasn’t made the playoffs in 5 years and took a defense that was 4th last year and ran them down to about 18th or so. He has now hired his brother who was in charge of the very worst defense in the entire league in 2015.

“Hey Greg, remember when you were wrong three times, unlike me, who always correctly predicts every event in human existence? lol”

Jabari Parker is fucking fat. I seem to be the only person who thinks this because i said the same to a friend and then promptly did a google search to find the presumably myriad articles on his gelatinous constitution and found nothing. The dude has Boris Diaw creme fraiche tits and he’s neither old nor french.

This is an ultrabook for people who want extreme portability and thinness. When you get back home or to your destination, you can plug in the external GPU and get the power for proper gaming. It’s pretty clever IMO, although I wish the external GPU also supplied more RAM.

Everyone knows the Steeplechase with Electrified Razor wire barriers was taken out of the Olympics after the 1936 German team was made up of a bunch of elderly rabbis.

This is all the proof you really need.

Christ, just cause you’re really good at these extremely difficult panda puzzles doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

It could be much worse than you suspect. He may have about 500 pages worth of sumptuous banquets, elaborate silken brocades, repeated character tics, travel scenes, and florid equivocation, all sprouting adjectives like one of those mushroom farms that comes in a box, without even a single plot point worth mentioning.…

“the dab is dead. It has been dead for a month. These are zombie dabs”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

I think “-gate” is used when there’s actually a scandal, and “-ghazi” is used when someone’s just trying to stir up shit.

Because it’s like giving the Xbox One a jaunty cap.

Trump walked past me at CPAC this year. The hallway was very crowded and his body guards had him stop right next to me. We made eye contact. I don’t know how or why my reflex was this, but as soon as our eyes met, I aggressively pointed at him and screamed “YOU KILLED THE USFL!!”
He looked completely bewildered and was…

When they claim it’s a grassroots organization dedicated to keeping the name? Yes. Even after they’re caught not being grass roots they’re still claiming it’s independent. This falls in line with fake Native American after fake Native American that they have brought out to trumpet: “Look, we have a real indian that…

How will horse handle such news? Horse will read, will chew, will stand, will cry huge horse tears into hay covered ground. So sad. Once in lifetime horse. Standing somewhere. Being in a sad way. Chewing oats maybe. Awful. And even after online poll? Sad for horse. Sad for today. Sad America.

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

Brigmore Witches > So much YES. Fantastic DLC. Truly amazing stuff.