Great quote by the announcer: “The Cowboys were planning on stopping this, but they didn’t...”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Factually not useless, but you’re entitled to an opinion.

I just want to keep getting buddy candy at lower distances like I did all last weekend. Coupled with bonus candy from catches I was able to rack up 140 magikarp candy on Sunday. I finished racking up the final 16 I needed on Monday. Gyarados unlocked. Mission Accomplished.

You should probably just have left it at “I don’t follow baseball that closely.”

He’ll probably be dead before the game loads the match.

A 15-year-old girl. Not sure why you need clarification.

What’s it like to purposely misconstrue someone’s words like that? You don’t even sound clever.

It said HIS mother, not yours.

Only cool people use words like “sheeple”.

Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.

I still think they were right, as I’m not part of the “I deserve to have every unlock in the game, if I really want it” camp.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

I can’t fathom the concept of a masculinity so fragile it can’t handle a seal in a dress.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I love the Rams simultaneously trying to argue that a) relocation is not a termination of the agreement and b) they are not obliged to sell anyone season tickets. That’s some chutzpah right there.

So, non-law boy here, but it basically sounds like it one suit the Rams tried to argue that since they moved, the PSLs didn’t carry over to LA and those plaintiffs shouldn’t have PSLs for the LA Rams now. But in the other suit, the Rams argued that they shouldn’t have to refund St. Louisians for their PSLs because…

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Sometimes I use masking tape to affix the eggs all over my body and then tumble around the house for fun.

Would anyone be interested in a review of Lain in 2016?