Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasn’t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and he’s currently ranked 31 for 2019.

I love me a dose of morning salt.

Lmao. Troll or Pirates fan?

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

Those assholes are so smug that I’m more than happy to have the Dolphins wear the “Worst season of all-time” crown to go along with their perfect season.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

We’ve had two teams - Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns - go 0-16 in a season and the Browns just recently pulled off a 1-31 two-year stinkfest. I was going to jump in with the worst ever team - the 1976-77 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, ah the Yucs - but you said no expansion teams so they miss the cut.

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

I like the thought of outraged Dolphins fans taking to the streets and burning arguably the coolest 90's Starter jackets.

Did anyone else not know how to feel about “Iron Front”? Because to the uninitiated that name sounds pretty damn fascist.

If you want to protest, stop giving them money. If you haven’t bought a ticket, don’t. If you have, show up but don’t pay for parking, don’t buy a souvenir, don’t buy any concessions. Make the point that the last dollar they got from you is the last dollar they will ever get unless they make changes.

On Saturday, MLS Commissioner Don Garber was at the Vancouver Whitecaps game and was shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YA when a reporter asked him if MLS has a white supremacist problem (spoiler: it does, see NYCFC) because Don Garber is fucking obtuse.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

How come only the Fitzpatrick who didn’t go to Harvard is the one capable of figuring this out?

Next, per tradition, the Hell’s Angels will be called in to secure the situation.

Uh, yeah, you’re not going to be able to book very many high-profile concerts if the venue has to be empty by 10 pm.

I... can’t... get... no...

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.