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Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

The NFLPA needs a Marvin Miller type to get these guys guaranteed fucking contracts. Maybe if they signed a guy to a five-year deal, and they were on the hook for that money either way, then they wouldn’t make them play through injuries and then dispose of them. Either way, the NFL is a behemoth and it isn’t because

Design meeting attended by only various versions of 11 year-old me

Design meeting:

What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

As a parent of a couple of teenagers, I can just about guarantee that LeBron’s kid was NOT cool with this. “Stop it, Dad. You’re embarrassing me!”

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Question for the youths, from a 40 year old. Do you like Seinfeld?

Qatar is the only real answer, isn't it?

Maybe they’ll make Jill Ellis coach and start him at right back.

Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

Genuine question: why do people watch this show? It perpetuates everything people complain about in relationships and makes idiots famous.

The Wild’s heavy use of Fenton may have made them ill, but at least they didn’t overdose and die. 

The State of Hockey - Sad

You are simply not correct and confused on what is being discussed.

Minnesota and Fenton are, respectively,

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

Let’s see what dearest Kelsey McKinney has to say about this.

This shit looks boring AF, a Joanna Gaines job. And holy fuck I’m so tired of the grey and white farmhouse chic kitchens. Gimme something different, like this: