Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

The Athletic released a statement saying Keri has been indefinitely suspended.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Welp, I guess he’s off to Barstool Sports then.

Shocking news that being shoeless is a notable characteristic in Kentucky. 

I mean...something will happen right? We’re talking about a country where a guy with a rifle entered a pizza and ping pong parlor to free child sex slaves based on some 4chan shit.

Seriously fuck anyone who thinks criticism of your country means you don’t love your country. Same assholes who question the patriotism of anyone who questions American foreign policy (Iraq War, Drones, Israel, Saudi Arabia) are the ones wearing MAGA hats.

I went to graduate school in Scotland. It snowed 4 times when I lived there (apparently a lot for them) and the snowball fights I witnessed there (did not participate, would have been a war crime) were among the saddest things I have ever seen. No one could throw, no could pack a snowball, and no one really knew how…

How long would it take to train Giannis to throw a fastball 90 mph?

He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Devil made him(self) do it

In tournament poker (where you can’t put more money on the table) the size of your chip stack means ALOT. There are 11 players left at this point (I made a post earlier where I thought these were the final 6 but there was another table). He has 50% more than the guy with the 2nd most at the table.

Cai notes that it is $22M before the dealer says anything. Livingston immediately shoots forward to count the chips after the dealer says $17M. It was pretty obvious to everyone at the table the count was wrong. This is on Sammartino. Zero table awareness.

So he’d be willing to call an all-in bet for 27% of his stack with pocket 10's but not for 35% of his stack? Either way I think it’s a little bit of a loose call; the situation says he should call (Sammartino is the chip leader, Marchington is short stacked and in the blinds), but on the other hand pocket 10's a…

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.

I’ll say it again: want to see gun reform? Have all POC exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

“And turned into numerous delicious steaks, because he is a fucking cow.”

How could you overlook the use of “in a jackpot” in the Coen Brothers’ Oscar-winning “No Country For Old Men.” Llewelyn Moss has a cab driver circle a motel when he suspects something is afoot in his room. The following exchange occurs: