“Now let’s go foreclose on some houses!” - Dan Gilbert

Wingdings.  Definitely Wingdings

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

None of them do.

“I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

Portnoy looks like the Before picture in an AA brochure. 

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

so why the fuck is that ugly prick on camera if that’s his criteria?

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

APAL - all politics are local

He pled guilty to molesting her while she was 6 as part of a plea bargain to not be charged with molesting her when she was 4. It went on for 2 years. Her life is forever ruined because of his actions. Good for him, he can throw a fucking baseball, but don’t pretend like there’s some injustice happening here. 2 YEARS…

I mean, keep in mind that Maradona is essentially an animated pile of cocaine. He’s not exactly known for his decision making.

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

That smile and the *let me get on a table while I rouse everyone up to play BAWL* is positively sociopathic.

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.