His dad just enrolled him in the same school as Scottie Pippen’s son and Kenyon Martin’s son, so get ready Lakers fans!

“You know I’m a big supporter of women.”
“True.”
“No one has more respect for smart and driven women than me.”
“Absolutely.”
“But...Something must be said about a woman not willing to give a foot job.”

Kellerman: “A woman’s all about the rack and the legs.”

SAS even drops the sausage on the floor every time, just like he saw.

Later in the Q&A, Smith claims that he can make lasagna from scratch. Neat.

Skip Bayless has issued a “Actually the greater turn on is based on vaginal elasticity” counterargument.

I thought this was obvious. Stephen A. Smith has been in love with himself for as long as I can remember.

What in the hell? Why would you blow up your team’s World Cup chances because someone didn’t talk to you about hiring a guy who has no obligation to stay beyond the tournament anyway? This sounds utterly insane.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

The kid or the SUV?

Roberto Aguayo tried this and accidentally booted a kid right into the bumper of the SUV. Tampa Bay then traded a third rounder for him.

To answer your question in the lede: Nope.

Not so sure about the “hardest group” designation, or the Dutch game being evidence of a curse when they only even qualified by a minor miracle, but to answer the original question: no. They aren’t winning this group over Germany or beating Brazil in the knockouts, so the ceiling is round of 16.

Era penal

What I hate about myself is that I will click on any “where is LeBron going article.”

I would love to see LeBron just dunk on LaVar all day. LaVar goes off on CNN about how his son doesn’t see the minutes he needs because James is selfish and LeBron just tweets, “u bum” and immediately owns him forever. God, I want that.

I was in Houston for work one summer. I was staying at a nice B&B run by an eccentric lady and decided on a whim to walk to the Menil Museum which was only 1 mile away and it seemed unreasonable to call a cab. Big fucking mistake. On my way over, people were either staring at me blankly or smiling and waving from…

How difficult could it be to strap him to a raft and push him out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Headline if he did go to Houston: The Heat Didn’t Kill Lebron, But the Humidity Might

he does not like Houston as a city.