So, there’s no way Lebron stays in Cleveland, right? And there’s no way he leaves the East to go to the West, right?

I see that problem in men who are very selfish

Be real and talk about you in real terms, talk about your faults in a fun way and about your positive points.

Indeed. Watch Hill or Korver try to play on-the-ball defense against Rozier, Brown or Smart. Just token pressure until the blow-by. Then, the rest of this clown menagerie is too lazy to rotate and help. It’s agonizing.

It happened because without LeBron, the Cavs would be a lottery team.

And the more people paying the TSA for the privilege, the longer it’ll be until we can abolish the TSA and their useless security theatre.

Don’t recline your seat, you monster.

10. Don’t be an asshole

I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

9: Don’t force a conversation with the person next to you if they are trying to ignore you and everyone else.

You forgot:

Hey, why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!

Don’t get TSA PreCheck. If everyone gets it, you’ll ruin it for the rest of us.

the ’Tics played smarter

I live in DC, and trust me when I say, this is needed.

The reason it closes so early is because they are doing a MASSIVE repair/overhaul operation on the entire system, which hadn’t been properly maintained and had been regularly killing people.

“Nice arm, bro!” - Johnny Damon

charles barkley’s throw is like the charles barkley of golf swings.

This new trend just needs to full stop right away. Where is there for a society to go when this is being celebrated? If there’s a hill worth dying on, it’s this one: we must stop, at all costs, Cubs fans from procreating.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?