Which one of you is Michael Cohen?

I thought the whole point of the rookie wage scale was veterans being willing to screw over rookies because it meant that money would be paid to proven players. Now you’re telling me they screwed over rookies and thus incentivized teams to underpay new kids and depress the veteran market anyway?

The conservative party in this country has always been all about states’ rights, except when it’s something they don’t like, in which case we all must live by their rules.

I’d take the desert over New Jersey.

State Sovereignty: A conceptual belief held by certain politicians who see no irony in their call for federal level decisions on weapons, abortions, or gay marriage.

It took me 18 seconds to read your comment, so I am gonna jot that down as 0.4 hours against your retainer.

Damn. I lost $100 on that decision, although I earned back $20 on a parlay for writ of certiorari and another $10 on the number of authors of the majority’s decision.

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

My education at Hudson University law school as prepared me for this.

Supreme Court: *snap*

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

The Las Vegas Golden Knights are my favorite XFL team.

It’s patently stupid for both of these leagues to try to be launching within a year of each other.

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

What happened to bear Friday? Or did that thing eat the bear?

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.