It is a privilege.

That can be accomplished. I definitely support the idea. I simply can’t take part on that level.

Condescending much? Keeping my job is not merely a convenience. And the people I’d be inconveniencing are my fellow, female colleagues. The President of the company would never know I was out.

This seems all well and good, but most of us have jobs and have to do trite stuff like pay bills, or take care of children or parents, like the boring plebes we are. My student loan servicer is not a big fan of lofty goals as a reason for defaulting.

Because he’s a child with no control over his parentage.

False. Both are covered as well as penis pumps.

Only parts of Loudoun county. Still plenty of good old boys out near the county line.

Number the Stars! An amazing book, one of my favorites.

And Jordan Marsh in Boston.

All Macy’s stores inspire annoyance and claustrophobia in me. Annoyance because they bought out Jordan Marsh and their blueberry muffins and claustrophobia because they pack in way too much crap, are poor lit, poorly maintained, and the perfume sample ladies will not take no for answer.

No Bake Chocolate Cookies: sugar, cocoa, milk, salt, Crisco. Bring to boil, remove from heat, stir in peanut butter until melted. Stir in vanilla. Stir in oats. Drop by TBSP onto wax paper. Cool. Devour.

I am so grateful to be a Masshole most days.

Linda Bean is NOT the CEO of LL Bean.

So many people say that to me. Oh, Adderall! No wonder you’re thin!

No one is disputing his right to appeal. And no one should be disputing that he is an incredible asshole and incredibly guilty. What is your point? That we should be more sensitive to a rapist?

What is that picture?

Doesn’t take much for legal gun owner to become a dangerous criminal. Most females victims of gun violence are attacked by their partner.

She IS an immigrant. From a country with a history of atrocious war crimes. Care to try again?

I don’t want you or your gun anywhere near a school.

I hate averys.