Dude. Who peed in your Cheerios? Why be such a buzzkill?

I have a Himmie/Havana cross who never shuts up.

I also have a Loki, who is also most adequate.

Nothing to be ashamed of, but don’t you dare mention it....

LG has a solid set of pipes, though.

Is anyone remotely surprised?

Printed facebooks were give out to all incoming freshmen at most colleges back when I matriculated, when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

I second the motion.

I heart Uncle Joe.

Yes, please.

Also: entirely fictional.

Yeah, I liked 80s Tom Selleck Brawny guy.

Is woof good or bad?

But the Brawny paper towel guy...

Yes, of course. However, one must pick their battles.

I fully intend to buy a 1/20/21 magnet for my car.

And where are your cites again, “Doctor”?

HELP! I work with two women who are applauding this. Right now. As I type. I’ve been biting my tongue for a year. And it’s killing me. I refrain from comment because my boss is lovely and doesn’t need to referee and I like my job. But they’re being a bad Masshole stereotype a la Casey Affleck at Dunk’s.

Ooooh! Knapping. Very Survivorman.

Are you lost?