So the story is gay men exist and they even sport good sometimes, athletic gay men have well defined abdominal muscles, gay men have sex with other gay men.

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Can you even imagine these two massive mofos throwing down? It would be like the Pacific Rim Jaegers fighting the kaiju.

They will not be fun. They will be terrible (if they even happen).

Was not expecting Cameron’s instagram to also feature some of the pinteresty hand lettered affirmations that the women in my office are so fond of. What a delight.

I believe he just sat in a room with NBC’s Matt Lauer and put on a performance that wouldn’t even have been good enough for a People’s Choice nomination.

recent? Jared Leto has been insufferable FOREVER.

It’s not making me hate Obama. #notallmen #thanksobama

That’s the logical conclusion yes. But to think like a Trump supporter you need to add some bigotry, fear mongering and entitlement and then you’ll realize that affirmative action is just taking things from hard working white people and giving it to black people who don’t deserve it because black people get to have…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I know, right? The trailers looked so meh, and every time I saw a picture of Jared Leto, I thought “oh Christ, not this guy again...”

How is making fun of a bunch of morons who would rather see the country burn than vote for Hillary “punching down”?

(1) Prove the Clinton campaign dreamed up “Bernie bros”. A title created, as I remember by some Sanders supporters and worn with pride initially.

It’s just like, if you look at facts there’s no way a reasonable person who supported Bernie’s policies and identifies as a progressive would then look at the choice between Clinton and Trump and choose The Donald. It’s just not a factually supported position, and the people who are choosing it are irrational and…

That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus

Let’s not veer into the horrors that actual women have had to and still are going through and stick to the fictional ones.

This line is way way way way way tired anyway, and to say it about a young person who has essentially committed a misdemeanor (or anyone really) is disgusting.

It’s no surprise that the rise of “anti-political-correctness” (i.e being a racist prick) is rising along side an increase in the idea that women should be out of the boardroom, back in the kitchen and on her back with her legs open. Trump thinks this is a woman’s role.