To be fair, we’re talking print media here. They clearly know their demographic.

Seriously, no one at the papers thought anyone would notice her missing?

I loved when Hillary said there are also young girls out there who will be our President in the future.

you’re real fun at parties aint you?

You SHOULD feel guilty. Get on that shit. It’s worth it. Even if you have to give up something else to make the time!!!

That’s not even the issue for me. These colors are so fucking tired. God its like Toofaced Chocolate Bar palette threw up on Naked 1 threw up on Naked 2 and shit out Naked 3 to give birth to Kat Von D’s Shade and Light which ate Kat Von D’s Serpentina and they all stole from MAC. I’m a huge makeup junkie but how many…

Jeremy Renner had never NOT annoyed the fuck out of me. Dude, pay for your kid. I don’t care how much you hate your baby mama, pay your child support.

This definitely needs to be it. I don’t believe I’ve ever felt more spent from rage and fury.

My 10 year old likes to do this when he gets in trouble. Well, the 2 year old threw a ball in the house, why am I in trouble? (He threw a beach ball, once. You threw a baseball, multiple times, after being warned not to and also you broke a lamp, the cat, and three windows.)

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

Wouldn’t read but would read reviews.

*hates*

Elle Woods knows nothing.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

Is there an open bar? Leaving while there’s still booze to drink is just impractical. Plus, the good stuff doesn’t happen until halfway through, and if you want good shit to lord over your frenemy, it’s going to happen after she’s hammered.

Yes but if you are drunk and become victim of a crime, chances are the perpetrator won’t be let off the hook BECAUSE you were drunk. “Yeah, that guy mugged you, but uh oh, looks like he mugged you while you were drunk. Sorry, dude. It was your own fault. We won’t convict him.”

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

But this doesn’t fucking happen to white people. It just fucking doesn’t!

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning: