I know, right? The trailers looked so meh, and every time I saw a picture of Jared Leto, I thought “oh Christ, not this guy again...”

How is making fun of a bunch of morons who would rather see the country burn than vote for Hillary “punching down”?

(1) Prove the Clinton campaign dreamed up “Bernie bros”. A title created, as I remember by some Sanders supporters and worn with pride initially.

It’s just like, if you look at facts there’s no way a reasonable person who supported Bernie’s policies and identifies as a progressive would then look at the choice between Clinton and Trump and choose The Donald. It’s just not a factually supported position, and the people who are choosing it are irrational and…

That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus

Let’s not veer into the horrors that actual women have had to and still are going through and stick to the fictional ones.

This line is way way way way way tired anyway, and to say it about a young person who has essentially committed a misdemeanor (or anyone really) is disgusting.

It’s no surprise that the rise of “anti-political-correctness” (i.e being a racist prick) is rising along side an increase in the idea that women should be out of the boardroom, back in the kitchen and on her back with her legs open. Trump thinks this is a woman’s role.

To be fair, we’re talking print media here. They clearly know their demographic.

Seriously, no one at the papers thought anyone would notice her missing?

I loved when Hillary said there are also young girls out there who will be our President in the future.

you’re real fun at parties aint you?

You SHOULD feel guilty. Get on that shit. It’s worth it. Even if you have to give up something else to make the time!!!

That’s not even the issue for me. These colors are so fucking tired. God its like Toofaced Chocolate Bar palette threw up on Naked 1 threw up on Naked 2 and shit out Naked 3 to give birth to Kat Von D’s Shade and Light which ate Kat Von D’s Serpentina and they all stole from MAC. I’m a huge makeup junkie but how many…

Jeremy Renner had never NOT annoyed the fuck out of me. Dude, pay for your kid. I don’t care how much you hate your baby mama, pay your child support.

This definitely needs to be it. I don’t believe I’ve ever felt more spent from rage and fury.

My 10 year old likes to do this when he gets in trouble. Well, the 2 year old threw a ball in the house, why am I in trouble? (He threw a beach ball, once. You threw a baseball, multiple times, after being warned not to and also you broke a lamp, the cat, and three windows.)

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.