Wouldn’t read but would read reviews.

*hates*

Elle Woods knows nothing.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

Is there an open bar? Leaving while there’s still booze to drink is just impractical. Plus, the good stuff doesn’t happen until halfway through, and if you want good shit to lord over your frenemy, it’s going to happen after she’s hammered.

Yes but if you are drunk and become victim of a crime, chances are the perpetrator won’t be let off the hook BECAUSE you were drunk. “Yeah, that guy mugged you, but uh oh, looks like he mugged you while you were drunk. Sorry, dude. It was your own fault. We won’t convict him.”

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

But this doesn’t fucking happen to white people. It just fucking doesn’t!

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

Same.

I guessed Kirsten due to my PTSD from Allie’s “500 Days of Kristen” messhugos.

First draft:

So bad time to provide further context to your coworker’s inclusion of the Minaj-Rosenberg spat, but 3 minutes later is an ok time to post an article of jokes about Ciara and Russel Wilson boning? Did we collectively fix police violence in those 180 seconds?

I mean just ten minutes ago (from the time of my writing) you posted a article that Ciara and Russell Wilson are now have sex. Who the hell are you with this “black man was murdered” business?

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

Then why did your colleague include that in her article, Sis?

I understand the thin blue line. I understand that cops think, “That coulda been me. Mistake made. Gotta support my brother.” But I’m a public school teacher. If I found out that a teacher was fucking a student, there’d be no way that my knee-jerk response would be, “Well...you have to understand that...” Give me a…

You forgot the part about how you are so beautiful that the local children called you Fromage Face.

This piece incensed me to no end. I am Nigerian-American and the patronizing, offensive tone of this piece made me a little crazy over the weekend. Where does one begin? Even if her entire story is true, giving it the benefit of the doubt, this singular Africa that underlies her entire story no longer exists, and in…