When you say “everyone else”, you mean “your wife”, right? Because I very much give a shit what my wife thinks. When I was single, I very much gave a shit what women thought.

Friendly reminder that we’re probably pretty close to finding out what the next Toyota Supra really looks like.
-but please god dont let it look like this please

They wouldn’t if there were a silhouette of Foreman boxing on every Foreman grill. Shoulda thought of that, Ron Popeil!

With what diesels?

On an average day, how much time would you say you spend thinking about the size of people’s penis size based on the vehicles they drive?

All the other ones will die, W123s never die.

Diesels... There was only one diesel I liked.

Dude, that’s totally a dick with a jimmy hat.

There is not a chance in hell someone overlooked that this logo looks like a dick and balls. This was done on purpose. The two semi-circles at the bottom seals the deal. Intentional Penis™

Oh for sure, they’re thinking they could just assign Donald the same secretary Obama used, and he/she would be able to just.. you know.. type up all the same stuff. But Donald likes whipped cream on his coffees, thank you very much.

I agree. This seems impossible. I mean, I knew that. It just seems like a thing that anybody with a moderate interest in politics would know. Why didn’t Kellyanne Conway know that? It just seems impossible. Yet there it is.

Be honest, it’s because he’s white. His brashness doesn’t offend you, but maybe Floyd does...

That looks kinda suspicious.

Sadly, as you can see from the quality of the writing, the student is only 34.

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

His #1 priority right now is trying to get the Inaugural Ball on a Trump Property so he can make some coin off of it.

“loljk” is actually the 13th most common first name in Finland

Russia fucked with them once. Didn’t go so well.

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.