To be fair, your PC is way more complex than the Lunar Mission computer.

Can you fix the article too? Apparently you were high on stupid while writing this. Otherwise most phone updates would qualify under your claim of changing nothing.

Um, no. They didn’t rename an existing phone. They wrapped existing packaging around the newest guts. It can do things that my iPhone 6 can’t do: 4K video, Live Photos, always-on Hey Siri, 802.11ac networking (believe me, it matters). It also gains speed advantages over my iPhone 6. Just because the packaging is the…

Sigh. So if someone offered you an iPhone 5, iPhone 5s, or and iPhone SE, you’d just say “Who cares, they’re all the same exact thing because it’s the same chassis, so just give me one at random!” I sort of doubt it.

Calling this a “new” phone is like McDonalds putting slightly nicer tomatoes and lettuce on a Big Mac and insisting that it had developed a new genre of burger.

So, is Alex Crantz Gizmodo’s in-house troll? Sweet gig. But I’m not sure what she’s adding to the conversation or coverage.