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That guy is extremely talented with a chainsaw.

Trees only exists to be transformed in beautiful clean wood charcoal briquettes so you can cook yourself a well done steak and eat it with ketchup, as God intended.

At least it wasn’t

I’m sorry, but there’s just NO WAY in this universe I can take a Matador seriously or consider it anything less than a sad and awkward car. Not even if it can fly and escape James Bond...STILL sad and awkward.

Ugh, so much malaise. I know this is a terrible car. But I want it.

....and Steve McQueen is the answer to nearly every “Who is the coolest.....” question.

Does Ralph Lauren count as a celebrity? If so, I think his collection demonstrates both restraint and impeccable taste.

Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

This car has an interesting story : it was created in 1949 by Mario Bernardini, a car enthusiast/gentleman racer. It’s based on Fiat 508 S mechanicals (which he got from a junkyard), with the engine mounted in the rear and the IRS of a Lancia Aprilia. The aluminum body was built by Mariani, a small coachbuilder that

“You’re gonna drive me HOW far?”

At long last, the result we were waiting for:

1978 was the year that gave us such hits and Steely Dan’s Peg and Deacon Blues, Joe Walsh’ Life’s Been Good, Chuck Mangioni’s Feels So Good and Barry Manilow’s Copacabana, plus a lot of Disco crap.

Ahh the 80's. Fun times.

This one. Literally this one. What can eclipse a viking in space riding a unicorn on a rainbow holding an AK-47 and wearing Nike airs? Nothing.

Indiana Jones much?

Somebody shut that bitch up before I fuck-start her head.

The cop is already writing the ticket. He's not going to stop writing it just because he's driving away. The guy is getting a ticket. If the ticket is bullshit, you contest it in court. There was no reason to make the situation worse by contacting the policeman with his car, which is what the guy did.

If a cop is writing you or your car a ticket, you cannot leave the scene until he his finished. You cannot disobey an order from a cop. If the perp moved the car even a fraction of an inch and that movement put even the slightest pressure on the cop's foot or any part of his person, it's battery; if the perp moved