I thought that Texas was full of badass tough guys? ;)

Wow, ker-plorsche!

Yeah, pretty dependable wipers and electrics on that car to keep on trucking.

Are you about a size 16?

Well the thing is I hurt my hand.. say, do you think you could give me a hand with this? Good, oh good!

And for the finale, pod racing anyone?

This is pretty tight too...

I like this, but how can no one have surfaced THIS yet?

I saw one of these at MoMA NYC as part of an installation that mainly featured ugly naked people, some of whom you were supposed to touch ("The Artist is Present" http://www.moma.org/explore/multim…) officially making this the original "Free Candy" van.

This is called just desserts and karmasmack when you've spent the prior two decades treating your drivers and fans as if they are lucky you allow them to have the sport (while meanwhile you consort with murderous sheiks, nazi sympathizers and cheaters, while lining your own pockets and trying every means necessary o…

It sounds like a guy and his infant might have been killed after a routine accident. Even if she was driving and did fall prey to impulse, say if someone cut her off with her kid in the car, and she sped up to give them the finger or simply get around them, and then everything went sideways.... Well shoot, I'm sure…

Seal rust, sand sharp edges, repaint (cheaply) shiny orange. Use wood, PVC, etc. to recreate missing parts (esp seats, steering wheel, all four wheels - fixed or slightly off ground), leave out the glass (along with greatly simplifying and lightening doors and hatch, maybe even hood, and turn into killer awesome…

Nice, whether your purple cardigan wearing pussy ass deserves it or not, once the cop tells you stop and makes it clear he's writing the ticket - you just take it and appeal it in court. I mean, this guy is worried about the expense? No, he just doesn't think he has to take it. Guess what Prince Ahmed Bel Ahzeem Con…

OK, so she was in shock, at least she shut up after that. Sad but somebody fd up and it weren't the firemen.