Right? Also, don’t get me started on the fact that if she got the Game Boy at 95, and used it for 4 years when she died at 99, that would mean giving her a Switch was impossible, as it’s only been out since 2017 (3 years). This is like, 2nd grade “Paul had 10 watermelons” story problem math. It’s not that hard.

When you’ve got a loyal customer that’s already been through three copies of your product, it might be time to give them a free upgrade.

Or, you could make real shrimp and grits in 20 minutes, if you think the popcorn idea is nothing but a gimmicky extra step to appeal to shallow, Instagrammy, 20-somethings.

What about peanut butter or apple butter or coco butter?

I have nothing against plant-based alternatives, but you don’t get to call them the same as what they’re replacing. They can all this product whatever they want, except for butter, because it’s not butter.

Everything old is new again.

“all of this public mourning for a canine life that was purposefully sacrificed by its owner, made to attack a basically unarmed man who was surrounded by cops”

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

Pretty tough talk, considering that the U.S. city with the most Michelin-rated three-star restaurants is NOT New York.

With the new ownership there have been cutbacks. Only one google search a day. 

Yes, god forbid you do a simple 30 second search before blogging about a 5-year-old video.

This video was mildly amusing five years ago when Gizmodo first posted it:

Three articles are news. Ten articles, that’s going the extra mile. 

I do hope the Jalopnik staff are at least getting a C8 for all their efforts.

Uhh, they want to make their own sauce and think they can make better returns doing so.

I am *highly* suspect that it’s going to work out for them, and even more surprised that Huy Fong hasn’t found the financing to buy them out already. 

This one did, and poisoned communities for decades because of it. But hey, he raps so ignore all that!

does a black man HAVE to sell drugs to make money?

Again, you are missing the point. This car isn’t about ultimate performance, but driver satisfaction. As stated by the designer himself.

You may not be questioning his credentials, but you are questioning his decisions, at least in this case. Regardless, I’m sure we’ll get the answer to the question, from the man himself, at some point. Maybe it comes down purely to his personal preference (and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that).