No one cares what your dad drives. Now quit being a little brat before he takes your console away.

Copy and paste it more. Maybe someone will finally star it and agree with you.

You’d think so, but he has a history of overpromising and underdelivering. He’s been sued multiple times for lying, breach of contract, and has been found to take parts off of one customer’s car to put on others because of his fuck ups.

The benefit of the doubt was lost when he lost the lawsuits. When it’s confirmed that he’s a swindler, he no longer gets the benefit.

Lawsuits aren’t stories, champ.

What’s hilarious is you can go over to Ali right now and buy one for about $11, just doesn’t have “Starbucks” going down the side of it.

Cute animal trickets with button eyes make Asians from Korea to Thailand squeal “kawaii!”

Comments of The Root version of this article are primarily focused on why the black woman was charged with assault while the old white man was only charged with disorderly conduct.

More reading about the only community in all of Dallas County that doesn’t have water:

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Cyan: It’s got 528hp!

It looks like they put McLaren’s headlights on the new Ferrari’s nose.

Read my username, then look at this picture:

Pneumatic anti-lag has been a thing in a few hi-po modification circles for a little bit now. Nice to see it on an OEM. I like to think there’s someone at Koenigsegg that gets paid to trawl forums for crazy ideas that get executed on zero budget and develops them into automotive perfection.

Hennessey should just flat out never be mentioned. He’s a scam artist, not an engineer, and nothing more than a walking piece of shit. He survives purely because he is constantly on his knees fellating the editors of various car mags to get coverage and pay his lawyer bills.

Am Texan.

This video is unfortunately missing the part that had me cheering. Rosario Dawson’s heel drop finisher:

They’ve stated they wish to keep it a simple old-fashioned storefront setup.

Because CineCraft doesn’t understand how anything works.

More importantly than these instructions is the question: