Why shouldn’t it be a lifestyle choice? Subaru has staked its entire brand in the US as a outdoors/sports lifestyle choice. All the ginormous ‘bro trucks’ have become lifestyle statements. Same with the Jeep SUV’s.

Someone wanna translate what the fuck this person is trying to say? Because all I hear is some bullshit gibberish.

Can someone explain the appeal of a prime rib steak to me?

It’s coffee in non-recyclable single use packaging. Just like all of them, it sucks. Now quit buying gadgets you don’t need.

Albums from a “dumpster DSLR” of the show since there’s so few here...

You should be eating these instead anyway, there is simply no comparison between Reese’s and their kinda-sorta-chocolate-flavored-you-call-this-peanut-butter cups and Justin’s:

Between those and the dirt bikes, it’s amazing any of us made it out of the 80's alive.

Yep, it’s why none of them look right with this restomod giant wheels slammed trend.

No, it’s considered a “sports car”.

It’s a non-issue.

Yeah, this is just another reason for hipsters to charge $16 for something that should cost $4.

Motherfucking preach.

Bingo.

I’ve got nothing against the product itself, I’m sure it’s fine for whomever uses it. I just find the name hilarious, just as I find the terrible names people give their kids hilarious.

Seek help.

You aren’t. There’s a product I walk past at Whole Paycheck on a regular basis that calls itself “Aged Nutcheese” and I am both disgusted and laughing hysterically every damn time.

This one. I need this one.

They are intending to be their own independent league without the BS, bureaucracy, et al of the No Fun League.

Admit it to them! Share your pride for the van and preach it to the masses! I go on a straight up tangent every time someone mentions wanting to get an SUV.

As an SUV despiser, I like this way more than I should and I don’t even have kids. Vans rule.