But they do have Seoul.

You wait until you try doing it with a car....

Slewing ring using minified heads as rollers ... ow, ow, ow!

60mph limit

“giant ass volcano”

Misread that as “driving naked in a Jeep” - certainly would get someone’s attention!

Not sure that it really adds weight if it already has dynamic suspension. This is a few extra sensors and software.

So we’ve heard ...

I thought (hoped!) it was a spoof, but it was BBC Midweek in 1972. Here’s the original link.

I do now, although it still seems to be an insult for you too, just much less offensive, even though the original basis is the same. Two countries separated by a common language ...

Only in the States.

No, that was Barbarella.

“ever-spastic Mike Brewer”, “Ant spazzes out” - really? In 2017?

It’s all a matter of...

Er, surely it was car jacked by the DRIVER of the car that rear-ended it?

A 3 1/2" disk is still floppy, the case it is in isn’t.

To be fair, you could allow for the horizontal component of velocity as it drives over the edge, and therefore the resultant velocity of 60mph may be reached before it has reached 60mph vertically.

Living IN a dream ...

I know, but manufacturers often make country specific mouldings (front and rear) to suit the local requirements (UK, Europe, US, Middle East, Japan, whatever). This can be as simple as different mounts, or as complex as a completely different moulded panel.