What glorious gold-encrusted linens you could buy there.

Is your gimmick bitterly refusing to empathize with anyone you're jealous of?

*underpaid

*there

Honestly anything over a size two is going to be out of the running for "straight size" modeling most of the time.

1. Yes, the middle daughter

How's this one?

Judith Martin says the tradition is so women can discreetly check their reflections in shop windows as they walk. But also, where the hell do you live that people are mentioning this weird old rule ever?

Mmm yes, tell us more about [NEED LESS BROWN PEOPLE]. I'll just be here, listening intently. Don't mind the rope.

Almost like... boys... will be boys? Do I have that right?

Can't wait to read that, but please don't lump "Fight For Your Right" in with shit like "Girls," because FFYR is satire.

The Beastie Boys were being sarcastic tho

It would be even more respectful to not call them "Colonials."

Of course he doesn't.

The tourist part of Hollywood Blvd. itself is not a residential area. The residential areas closest to it are very, very expensive.

While we're on the subject of beloved pop culture icons, Sean Connery likes to hit women.

Your "science position" is that rape is just a big cosmic whoopsie-do? You'd get along great with Dawkins.

You're scolding people for spending money while assuming people buy party favors and decorations? People who would do that at home would do that at McD's too. And cleanup isn't part of the equation, we aren't talking labor here, we're talking money.

That's the opposite of what double-blind means.

Lol I think there's zero risk whatsoever that this modern-day philosopher is sleeping around.