victims, but

The black girl actually has textured hair! <3 <3 <3

Shh don't scare her away, I want to hear about how she doesn't even have a television.

I think a lot of people would say Papa Kardashian solved OJ's murder trial problem just fine.

That's why she killed him off? Omg Fieldz don't take it so personally jeez.

It's okay, his yogurt is the best yogurt. I saw a study. John Stamos only wants the best for u.

Yes they are theories, so you implying that they're mere hypotheses is wrong.

Aren't we all hoping for Allison Janney, all of the time, everywhere.

SEXY FISH.

Piggybacking on Chumtheboss's excellent instructions, the idea is basically to be caught mid "fwoar," to borrow a phrase from our colonial oppressors. You're pout-exhaling because something behind the camera is SO SEXY and you are also SO SEXY and this requires a lot of exhalation.

In Los Angeles there are a lot of apartment buildings with the dumpsters in parking lots behind them that you can only access via narrow driveways. Too narrow for garbage trucks, so instead the garbage truck moves down the street with a flock of miniature pickup trucks that zip into each parking lot, forklift up the…

Hey Tiny Iota, young people move frequently, tend to live very far from their places of employment, and tend to work jobs that make no allowances for illness, much less civic duty. Quit laying that steamy coil of "well they should just" and commit to fixing these problems instead of telling everyone to just bootstrap…

Yo I'm p. sure Lil Jon didn't vote Republican.

The Southern Strategy

Lol I'm a troll for correcting you about my own race. Step n' fuck yourself.

Say something that isn't a cliche. Say an original thought. You must have ONE.

Well hey, America electing somebody that anti-cop might be a sign of progress

You can count on that, booboo

You don't get to tell people of color not to talk about something they've identified as a racist issue. You just don't. Racism is for us to criticize, and for you to knock the fuck off before we use that white sheet of yours for a blanket party.

I am as black as the empty hole in your head. Learn how to recognize sarcasm before you go on the internet again, fishbelly.