Well when we start judging women by their ability to piss in cornflakes I look forward to buying your magazine cover.

So why are we seeing four holes? Can someone explain this to me in arts-major terms?

His reactions to her choices are the joke, which implies that her choices are realistic. There's no comedy in a character reacting wackily to events that are already wacky. Comedy is created by fantasy's friction against reality, this is basic structure stuff.

I understand the intent of the strip (serious question: did you actually think I didn't get that the narrator is a Fedora?), I just feel that, intentionally or no, the way Munroe presents the girl's story supports an uncritical acceptance that being emotional vacuums and making scorn-worthy personal life decisions are…

Yeah Munroe supports the accepted narrative Nice Guys perpetuate about women even as he's trying to mock it. Women are needy and whiny and suck up emotional support, women don't make good decisions (both with her dating "jerks" and the whole "moment of weakness" thing), and just kind of the usual…

That comic has a really gross take on the woman's side of things. Like all xkcd comics ever, actually. MEGAANNNN...

Okay we have a lot to work with here everybody so I might miss some, but I'll call 'em and you stamp 'em:

If that were how color calibration worked, and if you weren't a belligerent idiot, everything you said would be true, yes. However!

Lol fuck you.

Only if you're color-blind. Calibrate your danged monitors, people.

Man you're really gonna like the TV show I'm writing right now. It's called The Vampire That Couldn't Slow Down. It's written from the vampire's point of view!

Oh no! Is that why he prowls the earth looking for corpses so he can devour their bones now? Such is my understanding of the plot of Bones.

Those other commenters are being dicks to you but I am in your corner. That was bad management.

What happened? D:

Everywhere Uber operates, you hysterical shill.

The towncar happened because Uber has been forcing its UberBlack drivers to take lower-paid UberX fares on pain of being fired.

You're an idiot, and you should keep your idiot thoughts to yourself until the unlikely event that you become less of an idiot.

You're an idiot.

Yeah, Reddit Catchphrase also!

That's an incredibly common and completely valid turn of phrase, and if you find needing context to interpret things so panic-inducing, getting the news in a text-based medium may not be for you.