I'm not the person who used that term, you illiterate creeper.

Not even a tiny bit. You actually are that awful. And remember what a liar you are? Are you proud of that? Is that the tiny-dicked person you want to be?

Scraping up more of you for my friends to point and laugh at, that's all :)

I care about your unrepentant, belligerent, ceaseless sexism, not your sad little wilty penis.

I never said [thing], I just said [that exact thing, right there, that's you saying it, right now]!

Interesting how that didn't impair your ability to comprehend any other of the words in this text-based conversation.

Hey, look at you not fucking getting it. Again. Do you just make this comment on every single street harassment article.

And here you go again acting like anyone gives a fuck what gets your dick hard.

I SAID "not racist"!

Not racist but all dinosaurs kinda look alike when they're grossed out

Gosh, I never realized I could be in PORN. This changes everything!

All colleges need to incorporate a primer on enthusiastic consent into their orientation programs. Sit everyone down, separate the boys and girls if people are going to get flustered about it, and plainly teach the following concepts:

Did it look like this

Haha yeah it's like one notch above "In some cultures that's considered beautiful!"

Not to be all "as a white girl with curly hair my opinions on afros are..." about this but I'm very very skeleton-person thin and I have met more than a few creeps who had a little monologue for me about how they found it so arousing that I was "fragile" and they could "snap me in half" and how they only sought out…

Nerd joke!

"I am a X man and I see that you have X. Commence sex Y/N?"

Yeah! And like, it's their answer to anything. Stressed out from motherhood? "Hey you're a MILF!" Sick with cancer? "Hey I'd still fuck you!" Body issues of any kind? "Some men like that!"

I also have physical attributes that some men fetishize, and it's incredibly depressing that they don't realize how dehumanizing it is to be described in those terms. Actually, in general, a dude just lying there describing you fucking sucks. Stop doing that, weirdos. We don't actually like feeling like we live in a…

That would be awesome, yes. Women have lives they don't want to interrupt for your dumb annoying ass.