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Harlot! Temptress! Commoner!

Huh, I wonder if Diana will be the last Princess of Wales.

Hey it's not un-feminist to occasionally run into a creep! The world is full of them. If you were here all "I used to be a feminist but My Man is a PUA so I guess PUAs are great! Tee hee, women are bitches!" then we'd have problems.

Oh my god what are you going to do? What "brand" of PUA does he do? Does he own fedoras (that should have been your warning sign if so). Did he do anything PUA-y when you first met? How many silkwood showers have you taken since finding this out?

How does one address Camilla Parker-Bowles, now that you mention it?

Holy shit I hope that's not true because that's terrifying. Can we get a Lifetime movie to set the record straight here.

I have real bad news...

Adam Sandler pays his friends less than 5% of what he pays himself for the Grown Ups movies. And that's before you even get into producer's fees and back end.

Hahhaha full marks. Champion of the breed. Can't wait till Todd from marketing pours some liquor into you so we can hear your treatise on how other women are bitches.

Look how fucking aggressive you are considering 14 minutes ago you honestly thought people were "supposed to be blind to race." That's the point you missed, btw. By a country mile.

As usual, Actually Not Having Very Much Money is unfathomable in Lifehacker's finance posts.

Look how fucking stupid you are.

Gross dude. Real gross.

Maybe scoop some of the shit out of your brains and stuff it in your ears?

Yep yep "just asking questions," how innocent. Bogging the opposing side of a debate down in endless requests for basic information, the kind of information a person acting in good faith would have before even forming an opinion, is a time-honored obstruction tactic. Knowing you'd lose an actual debate, just keep it

It was started wholly as a harassment campaign, and they sat around IRC cackling about the pain they were causing. The "journalism ethics" line only showed up when they felt public opinion turning against them. This has been mentioned in literally every article I've ever seen about gamergate so I can't help but think

I'm a woman, and yeah I totally dress wildly differently from day to day. Let's put a woman in different outfits and zero in on the number one most douche-attracting outfit of them all (not it!).

Your illustrator is so great.

Quit implying I'm stupid, you asshole. Assuming the only reason someone could be criticizing you is because they're ignorant is gross and sad.

I normally hate it when ostensibly non-fashion-oriented women's magazines have makeup pages (why are we talking about lip gloss in a fitness magazine?) but I would forgive a kohl eyeliner look of the month in this one.