Most people can't pay their rent with a credit card.

I am so sick of hearing about this slag. She treats everyone around her like shit and has since her pre-fame days. I refuse to let this walking personality disorder be the standard-bearer for my industry or my feminism.

Oh fuck off.

You very much were, so please spend a little more time thinking this all through. Your behavior speaks volumes, and when you treat women like they're decoration, you're revealing some truly terrible things about yourself.

Yikes, wow, I gotta say, I personally am not looking for ways to piss through a crotch hole in my pants. Also please stop peeing where people walk.

Shrumpy is not a word. And congrats on your ungrammatical pocket superiority, but the fact that this conversation is happening should be your clue that other women DO have problems with their pockets.

The best kind of correct.

Well that was just goddamn fascinating.

Sex isn't always sensational, Torres, that's the problem.

Women you don't know don't want to hear your opinion of their appearance, good or bad. They are living their lives the way human beings do, with their own goals and concerns. They are not decorations in a world created solely for your benefit.

Aaaaah I hate this. No. Don't turn baseball into basketball please.

Come on, shit brains, think it through. Why do labor laws not exist for the sole benefit of your cratered ass?

This is a neat thing.

Nope, hoist the pallid spider-veined gutsack out of your golfdad polo and stand out there until you figure out why labor laws don't only apply to your jobs.

Hey you dumb motherfucker, employees are allowed to complain about abusive working conditions. It's actually a morally sound thing to do, to prevent their employers from getting away with it next time around. So let's strip your rotbody naked in the cold and see if you complain.

Yeah so take that LAY-DEEZ. If you FEMINAZIS want your employers to obey labor laws you shoulda grown a DICK.

Congrats on hitting today's target for using today's "Cliche A Day" calendar phrase in three sentences, but the snowy wonderland you're imagining hides in suburban Beijing does not actually exist.

The FCC doesn't have that power. It has the power to ban certain words and images from public broadcast. Cable stations will still be free to say "Redskins." Broadcast stations, of which there are very few, will have to explain why they aren't calling the team by name, which will further the discussion and help turn…

That's adorable.

This has been in effect since January in Los Angeles and it's honestly fine. You get in the habit of carrying a bag with you, and if you forget it's just a dime. It's made me realize how many shopping trips really don't need a bag at all. Turns out you actually can carry a box of crackers from the store to you car…