More fun than a tumblr-addled drip who requires everyone to address them by the results generated by their "Who's ur Supernatural Character Headmate?" quiz

"Fartblossom." Lol you pathetic goon. How the hell do internet tough guys even find there way into this community? Go post on Reddit and call children crotchspawn and sex trophies.

"Introvert" is about as real an identity as scoring "Carrie" on a Which Sex in the City Lady Are You? quiz. And saying you'd be fine with a form of internationally-recognized torture because you chose that keyword to pin your special snowflakery on is like saying you wouldn't mind waterboarding because you like to…

Do more "How [Iconic Thing With Pleasingly Blinky Lights] Works" articles please.

Do more "How [Iconic Thing With Pleasingly Blinky Lights] Works" articles please.

Holy shit you have responded to like every pro-this woman's perspective post on this entire article. Exactly how tiny IS your dick, dude? They have surgery and stuff for that now, you don't have to compensate for it on the internet.

You shrieking, cowering child.

Dude, the entire concept of "introvert" or "extrovert" is essentialist bullshit propagated by nerds who are happy to hold up Cosmo quizzes as science if they can use it as proof that the world should cater to them. These aren't different sub-species of humanity. Any given person will score as either introvert or…

Extoverts have like, literally fucking never posted a "How to cater to my precise demands on how you interact with me in all scenarios p.s. if you ever object to me being rude you are a BIGOT" list like, fucking ever? So your THAT'S HOW U SOUND is a little weak, friendo.

Your award's in the mail.

That sure is a lot of smug words that don't do a thing to change how you're still the dumb bigoted cunt who accuses people of being fat when you want to insult them!

Man my racism-sniffing dog is just freaking the fuck out right now. What is it boy??

Bahahahahaha. "Not political ideologies."

Wow calling people fat for disagreeing with you? What the fuck.

I'm not knocking your fervor here - for real. You are right, no one should be trying to diagnose Jolie besides her doctor, and people doing so on the internet are often mean-spirited (although I don't think that greatgrouse was coming from that place).

You're ignorant. How could you possibly miss the whirlwind of news stories about how universities systematically fail to investigate and punish sexual assault?