When I saw this retarded ass story I thought of two words: Kalaf, Ley.

Fire, 100000%. Love to grill, fucking HATE going places

I never appreciated OKC until I moved to NOLA. Half the size and double the crime, plus the place is crawling with bums and is just generally a fucking toilet.

What does it matter now? The suspension is over

Ley springs immediately to mind. What a useless pile of shit that “guy” is

+1 for bojanglin! HAHAHAHA

Millenials? Pretty goddamn dumb. And entitled, and whiney, and douchey, and pussified, and lame

I guess maybe if enough people say something either Deadspin will shitcan him or make him actually, you know, display some sort of talent. Same goes for Ley. How the fuck these guys can tie their own shoelaces, let alone get paid for blogging anywhere, is beyond me.

Nah, Howard is a one trick pony riding that BLM bullshit until the wheels fall off. He’s a lazy opportunist and nothing more. He deserves every bit of criticism he gets and more. Let me guess, “DAT’S RAYCESS!!!!” right?

Can we see Tom Ley’s vagina next?

So I guess you’re not a pro barista, have a 737 laying around and are a filthy rich fuck about to win the GOP nomination? Dude’s a scumfuck cuntface but I’d say he’s pretty successful.

I mean, that nuclear plant is still going after what, 24 seasons?

Dat’s raycess!!! Those sideburns were on their way to sign up for volunteer work before they were cut off!

Gonna need a thinkpiece by Greg Howard about how this is raycess as fuck and those poor goatees were all headed to their grandma’s house to bake cookies and talk about college before they were mercilessly shaved off

boom roasted

When you’re not 25 and have been married for 10 years, yes

Hmm, maybe hit a gym?

and one of the toughest to score a double leg on

So I guess he doesn’t have to worry about a double-leg, ankle pick, etc.