Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“God damn, that is a fucked up way to die.”

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

Not as good as the best fake name for an athlete, Ron Mexico.

All my Amazon packages are delivered to rusty Shackleford.

As if sriracha wasn’t bad enough on its own.

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

White male, grew up in the burbs and I’ve been pulled over for speeding,etc. probably about 2 dozen times. Every time the cop had the pistol strap undone and his hand on/near the pistol grip, though not drawn. Roddy White is not special.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

I’m all for deer taking down cross country runners as long as they eat all the meat.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars are, ya?”

Really grabbing at that low hangin’ fruit huh?

Out of curiosity, does XBLA and PSN actually hand out punishments for harassing or cursing at another player? I’ve gotten several messages over the years from 13 year olds that slept with my mom and just learned profanity, and I was wondering how are their accounts still active.

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

The older I get the more I’m convinced that “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is the truest and most perfect philosophical statement ever uttered.

Because “boneless wings” are chicken tenders and I’m not 6 years old.

Chicken skin is why traditional wings are better.

Then suddenly, the wonky electronics decide to lock the diff because the AC compressor came on and this turns into a lawsuit.

There is another alternative:

Nah, just haven’t gotten the chance to stick them back on.