I think you might need some significant therapy and psychotropic drugs because you are so prolific in this thread you are either a tweaker or are deeply disturbed. Both problems require professional help that I very much hope you seek immediately. Memorial Day weekend is coming up soon; you need to get your brain…

Hello, what is a yaripode? Do you mean a Yaris?

They should. AR FTW!!!

He can lie and say he started a week before. Just do it all indoors so they don’t know it’s not freezing cold outside when the material is posted next year.

I beat on bronco alcoa aluminum wheels offroad for years with nary a problem...

Not one of one operations wonk, there are a few dozen An-124's. You’re thinking of it’s big brother, the 225.

I know but at least that part is perfectly plausible.

You should have stayed in school and gotten a better career if your building is that close to your property line.

Fair enough, I live in the southeast where huge 100+ year old trees are common.

I think people are insane to have pine trees close enough to their buildings to get pine needles in the gutters. You want hardwoods...

I don’t have enough kitchen shit to fill all the cabinets in my kitchen.

NOx is more harmful than CO2

Feds, not Fed’s. Companies, not company’s. You’re looking for plural but not possessive. I’m from a flyover state too but man you’re making us look bad.

21 states are less dependent on Federal dollars than California. You go suck a bag of dicks.

is down 10 cents in my town today :/

I have more than two, and for my own personal pleasure. Not everyone on Jalopnik is poor... It started when I was younger and had beaters, needed another beater to drive while fixing the other. Then I got my 1st new car, paid it off, got another one, paid it off, so on and so forth until we get to where we are today.…

That’s retarded, move.

You don’t even know what I drive you poor beaner...

Man I’ve had some janky cars but that Tempo takes the cake...

You can fit 2 smarts in the space new pickups can fit in, they should allow you to clusterfu** 4 into 2 spaces.