School districts can be weird. I once lived two blocks from a school, but my own block was zoned to another school a mile away. The trailer park might be right on the border of the Riverdale /Southside districts, which is a fairly common situation for low income folks to deal with if they want to go to the "nice"…

This is truly "The Monkey's Paw" of TV shows.

Betty Betty Betty! She spent the last two episodes defending FP and the Serpents to everyone within earshot- misunderstood motorcycle ruffians they may be- only to get upset when Juggy dons his daddy's sweet leather jacket. I understand that she is anxious that he is distanced (slightly) by geography now, but he seems…

As a member of the Benevolent Society to Protect Jughead Jones, I did a bit of digging on the Archie Wiki about his absentee JugMama. If the Riverdale writers don't bring her and Jellybean in for S2 I'll be very disappointed by that missed soap opera-tunity. Buckle up because here's what's up with the missing Jones…

In a fit of curiosity a couple weeks ago, I looked up the absent Mrs Jones on the Archie Wiki, and what I found was truly WTF Riverdale worthy. Apparently Mrs Gladys (will she have a nickname too?) Jones gave birth to Jellybean in the midst of an enormous traffic accident. Jughead isn't telling his mother the truth on…