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No need to nitpick. It’s not like this is an auto enthusiast website and the E-type is a car well known by auto enthusiasts...

Totally looks like a McLaren if a McLaren looked like a new TVR.

Because bed covers don’t exist anymore?

Impossible. There are no slow cars, only slow drivers.

A used one.

Confederates are losers, just like Nazis. Don’t name your brand after a bunch of ignorant losers.

As a Porsche lover, the best car there is the Benz.

You are correct, sir! I’m amazed and saddened it took somebody this long to realize this.

Why tow like a mortal when you can tow like a god?

I used to have a 350 hp L67 86 Fiero. It was stinking quick, but wow that suspension had some serious room for improvement.

$FCAU market cap is over $22B. This is a stupid COTD.

I’d buy Singer, not a Singer, but the company Singer. Stop thinking so small.

Lift kits are always stupid. Long travel suspension kits are never stupid. Lift kits are for posers who wish they could afford a long travel kit.

Terrorism? How do we know that this person wasn’t just protecting their heritage?

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Buy cheap and add your own your own touches. The result will be something so much better in every way.

And like I tell my wife when I hit the dance floor after a few too many, you can’t stop these sweet moves, because I’m protected by the 1948 Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Are there voice controls? If so, then get with the times, grandpa. If not, then dear god no...

There’s something distracting about that 2:44 PM update...